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Apr 17, 2014

Nailin’ It

Can @simonpegg write a new horror/comedy in which two ordinary pop culture fans have to save the universe by stopping james franco—
Robin Hardwick (@robinhardwick) April 17, 2014

Hey @BuzzFeed can you make a “What tortured heroine from a Lars Von Trier film are you?” quiz?—
Robin Hardwick (@robinhardwick) April 17, 2014

who HASN’T tweeted a pic of a plane in their privates—
Robin Hardwick…

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Let’s do this.
Apr 14, 2014

Let’s do this.

This pic of an abandoned mall haunts my dreams.
Apr 14, 2014

This pic of an abandoned mall haunts my dreams.

Apr 14, 2014 / 2 notes

Music Video Monday: Kylie Minogue

Kylie Minogue, “Love at First Sight” This video was made in 2002, and it is a lesser-known single from her insanely popular album…

Apr 13, 2014

West Coast Woody Allen

I’m digging through all my sketch drafts and ideas, and I found this. I don’t even remember writing it. Nevertheless, I’m quite proud, even though it is only a few lines. And, alas, we never get to hear from the mysterious Carl.

SCENE: a modern, minimalist apartment. JANINE is in an impossible, awkward yoga pose on the floor. CARL is ferociously scanning through articles on an iPad.

ALFRED [walks…

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Research for a sketch.
Apr 13, 2014

Research for a sketch.

Apr 12, 2014
Apr 12, 2014
Apr 12, 2014

Let’s put these jokes to bed, shall we?

Anything about hipsters

Putting “artisinal” in front of something

People posting what they are to Twitter or Instagram

How all teen romances are about vampires

The rotundness of a politician

Getting hit in the dick

Things as Disney Princesses

Boobs on Game of Thrones

 

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When I’m writing a police blotter item and realize it’s near my house
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Apr 12, 2014 / 826 notes

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When I’m writing a police blotter item and realize it’s near my house

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Apr 11, 2014

Season 2, Episode 19: “Long Day’s Journey Into Marinara”

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So, really, what is wrong with Rose? Like, really wrong? Did she have a split in reality after Charlie died? Early onset of Alzheimer’s? Because, let’s face it, no one could live with that much crazy.

This time, she is chick-sitting for a neighbor’s show chicken, who plays the piano. Yes, you read that right. Meanwhile, Aunt Angela is back only after a few episodes. I mean, let us miss her a…

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Apr 11, 2014

This is how my depression feels.

Everyone got a head start on life. I missed the opening gun. It’s not even worth trying to catch up.