November 2011
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McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: Depressingly Realistic Sexual Role Play Scenarios. →
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Hey, guess what, I’m published on McSweeney’s Internet Tendency. It’s an honor and a privilege!
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Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
Oh wow. I’ll bet I’ll end up marrying this person.
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Pitchfork Reviews Reviews: Pitchfork Writer Ian Cohen Seems to Have Blocked Me on Gchat →
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Das Racist put out their second mixtape about a year ago and Ian Cohen, a combination entertainment lawyer/Pitchfork reviewer, gave it an 8.7, the second-highest Pitchfork score any mixtape has gotten. Three days later I interviewed Hima (one of the rappers in Das Racist) and suggested to him that…
