Not only do I like your blog (haha I found it) but I also am OBSESSED with you secretly. Ok here we go.. I got this idea from a Tumblr spam I got once lol.. I think you like me too and you were always too shy to admit it :3 go to crushmatches(dòt)com (wtf it wont let me link regular) and make an account there. Then look up the profile 'gottagetme19' (me obviously) I left body pictures.. if you can guess who I am hit me up and we'll hang soon. You need a C C but its free
Oh wow. I’ll bet I’ll end up marrying this person.
Das Racist put out their second mixtape about a year ago and Ian Cohen, a combination entertainment lawyer/Pitchfork reviewer, gave it an 8.7, the second-highest Pitchfork score any mixtape has gotten. Three days later I interviewed Hima (one of the rappers in Das Racist) and suggested to him that…
“A sex scandal is when, for example, a politician has an extramarital affair with a young female intern or when an evangelist preacher has an extramarital affair with a young masseur or another politician has a history of visiting escorts. In any such situation, there is (consensual) sex involved and the circumstances within which that sex was had are scandalous. When we are talking about rape, sexual abuse, or sexual assault, and/or when these terrible acts of sexual violence occur between adults and children, we are talking about scandals of sexual violence. They are rape scandals, sexual abuse scandals, or sexual assault scandals but they are not sex scandals. Sex is consensual. Rape, sexual abuse, and sexual assault, as well as violent sexual acts forced upon children by adults are not consensual.”—Once More, A Vocabulary Primer - The Rumpus.net
“A couple of weeks ago, this same friend introduced me to a guy and I’m sorry, but I didn’t like him. First of all, I just didn’t find him attractive, although he wasn’t ugly. He was fake confident and bragged about being an attorney. While I recognize that becoming an attorney is a great accomplishment, it is unnecessary to brag. Such a great accomplishment speaks for itself. This guy asked me if I knew what ESPN was. Did he think I was born under a rock? I mean, of course I know that ESPN is like, a totally psychic power. Like, get serious, why SHOULD I like him? If finding pretentious douche bags as repulsive constitutes as picky, so be it.”—
“Need a comic writer to punch up and charm my readers. The book is a Female Forest Gump of the Reece Witherspoon genre. Appreciate sarcastic sharp wit.”—From a recent craigslist ad. Reece has her own genre?